SHANE MILLER SLEEP DIARY:
Went to
bed at: Late.
How long
it took to fall asleep: Forever. I have insomnia. Duh.
Number
of caffeinated beverages you had consumed: Zero. Thanks for advising me to
quit!
My stress level is off the charts.
I can’t sleep right on a normal day, and lately my days are filled with
the best kind of chaos.
My ex-wife and husband number two are filming in Poland for three
months,
so I’m turning down movie parts to focus on the most important role of
my life—
impossibly charming and somewhat capable young single dad.
My son won’t stop asking questions.
My daughter won’t brush her teeth unless I sing her showtunes.
Our regular nanny quit.
The only person I could trust to hire as a temp nanny is my best
friend’s sister.
If Mary Poppins and Bill Murray had a baby it would be Willa.
Fresh out of grad school and beautifully weird.
She hates my movies, and my kids adore her.
I couldn’t sleep last night because she wasn’t here.
Turns out I can’t sleep unless she’s in my house now.
Turns out she’s what’s been missing from my life all along.
If my friend had any idea what I want to do to his gorgeous
troublemaker of a sister,
he would smother me with a pillow.
The chances of us succeeding as a couple are about as good as that
little indie movie
that I made being a huge hit.
But it’s a chance I’m going to take.
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