TO: The guy
who dumped me because of my career
FROM: The
woman hired to save yours
RE: I am
150,000% over you.
Alastair,
I’m on the 11:14
train out of London, so I’ll be there by 3:00. To make this as painless as
possible, I thought it would help to establish key ground rules:
1. No
rehashing our past relationship. Yes, we were engaged, but it’s been twelve
years and I’m over you.
2. I’m
very good at my job and that job is to help you shed the “reclusive” part of
the whole “reclusive rock star” vibe you’ve got going on. Brace yourself.
3. My
plan is to have this wrapped up by Friday, so save your smoldering looks until
I’m gone, please. (I assume you still smolder?) I’m immune now. See item #1.
4. My
cousin is getting married and guess who's a bridesmaid? Funny, huh? Almost as
funny as the fiancée you dumped because you thought she was married to her job
now saving yours.
Always a bridesmaid,
never a bride. Except almost. That one time.
Remi
P.S. Have I
mentioned I’m totally, completely 150,000% over you?
Brenda writes contemporary romance to make you giggle and
swoon. When she’s not writing, she enjoys hiking, running and reading. In
theory, she also enjoys cooking, but it’s more that she enjoys eating and, try
as she might, she can’t live on Doritos alone.
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